New Arrivals
Author-Ice Bear
Titles

Another Fine Mess You've Gotten Me Into
by Ice Bear

Summary: Written in response to a challenge "How big is it". Rated PG.

Disclaimer: No money changed hands for the writing of this story, and there certainly isn't enough in my bank account to buy the guys, so I just borrowed them.

“What the hell? Sandburg!”

“Hey, Jim. What do you think?”

“What do I think? You told me you needed help moving a box.”

“Yeah, Box, meet Jim. Jim, meet box.”

“Sandburg!”

“What?”

“We’ll need the U’s entire defensive line to move that thing it’s so big.”

“Come on, man. A big, macho, ex-Ranger, top cop, man of a thousand crunches can’t move a box?”

“Not unless I want a hernia, Darwin…and for the record, I don’t.”

“It’s not that heavy.”

“Good, then you don’t need me.”

“Jiiimmmm. I have a dolly – actually I have two, and we can do it. It only took two guys to bring it in…Please, Jim.”

“Why didn’t you have the guys who trucked that in here move it?”

“Well, you see…”

“What’s her name?”

“Excuse me?”

“What’s her name, Sandburg?”

“Oh…Shelly.”

“Blonde.”

“Yeah, man she is….Look, truth – she’s the TA for Dr. Ells and he has her doing all his work plus hers. I told her I’d take care of this delivery, but I was running late so the guys just left it here.”

“You’ll so owe me for this one.”

“I’ll spring for Wonderburgers on the way home and won’t even share the rate at which they are hardening your arteries as you wolf it down.”

“I was thinking more like four sessions with the masseuse at the gym. I’m going to need it after this.”

“One.”

“Three.”

“Two, and I’ll still go through the drive-thru on the way home. Deal?”

“Deal.”

~end~

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