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Author-Vision
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Toofurt
by Vision

Summary: A drabble. Dedicated to Becky and Robyn.

Disclaimer: Canon characters do not belong to me. They are the property of Pet Fly and Paramount. I don't make any money etc. etc. Vision sends Becky a big thank you for all of her work.

"My toof hurts, Amburg."

"What was that, Jim?"

"I said, my toof hurts."

"Toofurt? What's a 'toofurt'?"

"Forgeddit."

"Forget what? Hey, Jim, does your tooth still hurt?"

"Amburg, I hatechew."

"You need a Kleenex, Jim? Sounds like you're catching a cold."

"Nodda Keenex, hice for my hurt toof."

"Your eyes hurt from your tooth? I knew this would happen!"

"No, you ijiot! Whyme?"

"Whiny? I wouldn't say you're 'whiny,' a bit grumpy maybe."

"I'll sew you gumpy."

Tossing a pillow towards Blair's head, Jim grinned lospsidedly.

"Hey, Jim!"

"Whad?"

"You got pretty good aim for a guy whose eyes hurt."

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